This purports to be a real list of "national" "days"
January
February
March
April
May
June
July
August
September
October
November
December
JANUARY
January 1 is …First Foot Day and Z Day
January 2 is …Run Up the Flagpole and See if Anybody Salutes It Day
January 3 is …Festival of Sleep Day
January 4 is …Trivia Day and Humiliation Day
January 5 is …Bird Day
January 6 is …Bean Day
January 7 is …Old Rock Day
January 8 is …National JoyGerm Day and Man Watcher's Day
January 9 is … Play God Day
January 10 is … Peculiar People Day
January 11 is … National Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day
January 12 is … Feast of Fabulous Wild Men Day
January 13 is … Make Your Dream Come True Day and Blame Someone Else Day
January 14 is … National Dress Up Your Pet Day
January 15 is … Hat Day
January 16 is … Hot and Spicy Food International Day and National Nothing Day
January 17 is … Blessing of the Animals at the Cathedral Day
January 18 is … Winnie the Pooh Day
January 19 is … National Popcorn Day
January 20 is … National Buttercrunch Day
January 21 is … National Hugging Day
January 22 is … National Answer Your Cat's Question Day and National Blonde Brownie Day
January 23 is … National Handwriting Day, National Pie Day, and Measure Your Feet Day
January 24 is … Eskimo Pie Patent Day
January 25 is … Opposite Day
January 26 is … Australia Day
January 27 is … Punch the Clock Day and Thomas Crapper Day More Info on Thomas Crapper Day
January 28 is … National Kazoo Day, Clash Day, Rattle Snake Round-Up Day
January 29 is … National Cornchip Day
January 30 is … Escape Day
January 31 is … National Popcorn Day and Child Labor Day
FEBRUARY
February 1 is … Serpent Day
February 2 is … Purification Day
February 3 is … Cordova Ice Worm Day
February 4 is … Create A Vacuum Day
February 5 is … Disaster Day
February 6 is … Lame Duck Day
February 7 is … Charles Dickens Day
February 8 is … Kite Flying Day
February 9 is … Toothache Day
February 10 is … Umbrella Day
February 11 is … White Tee-Shirt Day and Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day
February 12 is … National Plum Pudding Day
February 13 is … Get A Different Name Day and Dream Your Sweet Day
February 14 is … Ferris Wheel Day and National Heart to Heart Day
February 15 is … National Gum Drop Day
February 16 is … Do A Grouch A Favor Day
February 17 is … Champion Crab Races Day
February 18 is … National Battery Day
February 19 is … National Chocolate Mint Day
February 20 is … Hoodie Hoo DayMore Info on Hoodie Hoo Day
February 21 is … Card Reading Day
February 22 is … Be Humble Day
February 23 is … International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day
February 24 is … National Tortilla Chip Day
February 25 is … Pistol Patent Day (Samuel Colt)
February 26 is … National Pistachio Day
February 27 is … International Polar Bear Day
February 28 is … Public Sleeping Day
February 29 is … National Surf and Turf Day
MARCH
March 1 is … National Pig Day and Peanut Butter Lover's Day
March 2 is … Old Stuff Day
March 3 is … I Want You To Be Happy Day, Peach Blossom Day and National Anthem Day
March 4 is … Holy Experiment Day
March 5 is … Multiple Personalities Day
March 6 is … National Frozen Food Day
March 7 is … National Crown Roast Of Pork Day
March 8 is … Be Nasty Day
March 9 is … Panic Day
March 10 is … Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day
March 11 is … Johnny Appleseed Day and Worship of Tools Day
March 12 is … Alfred Hitchcock Day
March 13 is … Jewel Day
March 14 is … National Potato Chip Day
March 15 is … Buzzard's Day and Everything You Think Is Wrong Day
March 16 is … Everything You Do Is Right Day
March 17 is … Submarine Day
March 18 is … Supreme Sacrifice Day
March 19 is … Poultry Day
March 20 is … Proposal Day and Festival Of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
March 21 is … Fragrance Day
March 22 is … National Goof-off Day
March 23 is … National Organize Your Home Office Day and National Chip and Dip Day
March 24 is … National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day
March 25 is … Pecan Day and Waffle Day
March 26 is … Make Up Your Own Holiday Day and Spinach Festival Day
March 27 is … National "Joe" Day More Info on National "Joe" Day
March 28 is … Something On A Stick Day
March 29 is … Festival Of Smoke and Mirrors Day
March 30 is … I Am In Control Day
March 31 is … Bunsen Burner Day and National Clams On The Half Shell Day
APRIL
April 1 is … One Cent Day
April 2 is … National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day
April 3 is … Tweed Day and Don't Go To Work Unless It's Fun Day
April 4 is … Tell-A-Lie Day
April 5 is … Go For Broke Day
April 6 is … Sorry Charlie Day More Info on Sorry Charlie Day
April 7 is … No Housework Day
April 8 is … All Is Ours Day
April 9 is … Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day
April 10 is … Golfers Day
April 11 is … Eight-Track Tape Day
April 12 is … Look Up At The Sky Day
April 13 is … Blame Somebody Else Day
April 14 is … National Pecan Day
April 15 is … Rubber Eraser Day
April 16 is … National Stress Awareness Day and National Eggs Benedict Day
April 17 is … National Cheeseball Day
April 18 is … International Jugglers Day
April 19 is … Garlic DayMore Info On Garlic
April 20 is … Look Alike Day
April 21 is … Kindergarten Day
April 22 is … National Jelly Bean Day
April 23 is … Read Me Day and World Laboratory Animal Day
April 24 is … National Pigs In A Blanket Day
April 25 is … National Zucchini Bread Day
April 26 is … Richter Scale Day and National Pretzel Day
April 27 is … Tell A Story Day
April 28 is … Great Poetry Reading Day and Kiss-Your-Mate Day
April 29 is … National Shrimp Scampi Day
April 30 is … National Honesty Day
MAY
May 1 is … Mother Goose Day and Save The Rhino Day
May 2 is … Fire Day
May 3 is … Lumpy Rug Day
May 4 is … National Candied Orange Peel Day
May 5 is … National Hoagie Day
May 6 is … Beverage Day
May 7 is … International Tuba Day, Paste Up Day, and National Roast Leg of Lamb Day
May 8 is … No Socks Day and Have A Coke Day More Info on Coke
May 9 is … Lost Sock Memorial Day
May 10 is … Clean Up Your Room Day
May 11 is … Eat What You Want Day and Twilight Zone Day
May 12 is … Limerick Day
May 13 is … Leprechaun Day
May 14 is … National Dance Like A Chicken Day
May 15 is … National Chocolate Chip Day
May 16 is … Wear Purple For Peace Day
May 17 is … Pack Rat Day
May 18 is … International Museum Day and Visit Your Relatives Day
May 19 is … Frog Jumping Jubilee Day
May 20 is … Eliza Doolittle Day
May 21 is … National Memo Day and National Waitresses/Waiters Day
May 22 is … Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day
May 23 is … Penny Day
May 24 is … National Escargot Day
May 25 is … National Tap Dance Day
May 26 is … Grey Day
May 27 is … Body Painting Arts Festival
May 28 is … National Hamburger Day
May 29 is … End Of The Middle Ages Day
May 30 is … My Bucket's Got A Hole In It Day
May 31 is … National Macaroon Day
JUNE
June 1 is … Dare Day
June 2 is … National Rocky Road Day
June 3 is … Repeat Day
June 4 is … Old Maid's Day
June 5 is … Festival Of Popular Delusions Day
June 6 is … Teacher's Day and National Applesauce Cake Day
June 7 is … National Chocolate Ice Cream Day
June 8 is … Name Your Poison Day
June 9 is … Donald Duck Day
June 10 is … National Yo-Yo Day
June 11 is … National Hug Holiday and King Kamehameha Day
June 12 is … Machine Day
June 13 is … National Juggling Day and Kitchen Klutzes Of America Day
June 14 is … Pop Goes The Weasel Day
June 15 is … Smile Power Day
June 16 is … National Hollerin' Contest Day
June 17 is … Watergate Day and Eat Your Vegetables Day
June 18 is … International Panic Day
June 19 is … World Sauntering Day
June 20 is … Ice Cream Soda Day
June 21 is …Cuckoo Warning Day More Info on Cuckoo Warning Day
June 22 is … National Chocolate Eclair Day
June 23 is … National Pink Day
June 24 is … Museum Comes To Life Day
June 25 is … Log Cabin Day
June 26 is … National Chocolate Pudding Day
June 27 is … National Columnists Day
June 28 is … Paul Bunyan Day
June 29 is … Camera Day
June 30 is … Meteor Day
JULY
July 1 is … Creative Ice Cream Flavor Day and Build A Scarecrow Day
July 2 is … Visitation Of The Virgin Mary Day
July 3 is … Stay Out Of The Sun Day and Compliment Your Mirror Day
July 4 is … National Country Music Day and Tom Sawyer Fence-Painting Day
July 5 is … Workaholics Day
July 6 is … National Fried Chicken Day
July 7 is … National Strawberry Sundae Day
July 8 is … Video Games Day
July 9 is … National Sugar Cookie Day
July 10 is … Clerihew Day
July 11 is … National Cheer Up The Lonely Day
July 12 is … National Pecan Pie Day
July 13 is … Fool's Paradise Day
July 14 is … National Nude Day
July 15 is … National Tapioca Pudding Day and Respect Canada Day
July 16 is … International Juggling Day
July 17 is … National Peach Ice Cream Day
July 18 is … National Ice Cream Day and National Caviar Day
July 19 is … Flitch Day
July 20 is … Ugly Truck Contest Day
July 21 is … National Tug-Of-War Tournament Day
July 22 is … Ratcatcher's Day
July 23 is … National Vanilla Ice Cream Day
July 24 is … Amelia Earhart Day
July 25 is … Threading The Needle Day
July 26 is … All Or Nothing Day
July 27 is … Take Your Pants For A Walk Day
July 28 is … National Milk Chocolate Day
July 29 is … Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day
July 30 is … National Cheesecake Day
July 31 is … Parent's Day
AUGUST
August 1 is … Friendship Day and National Raspberry Cream Pie Day More Info on Pies
August 2 is … National Ice Cream Sandwich Day
August 3 is … National Watermelon Day
August 4 is … Twins Day Festival
August 5 is … National Mustard Day
August 6 is … Wiggle Your Toes Day
August 7 is … Sea Serpent Day
August 8 is … Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night
August 9 is … National Polka Festival
August 10 is … Lazy Day
August 11 is … Presidential Joke Day
August 12 is … Middle Child's Day
August 13 is … Blame Someone Else Day
August 14 is … National Creamsicle Day
August 15 is … National Relaxation Day and National Failures Day
August 16 is … Bratwurst Festival
August 17 is … National Thriftshop Day
August 18 is … Bad Poetry Day
August 19 is … Potato Day
August 20 is … National Radio Day
August 21 is … National Spumoni Day
August 22 is … Be An Angel Day
August 23 is … National Spongecake Day
August 24 is … Knife Day
August 25 is … Kiss-And-Make-Up Day
August 26 is … National Cherry Popsicle Day
August 27 is … Petroleum Day
August 28 is … World Sauntering Day
August 29 is … More Herbs, Less Salt Day
August 30 is … National Toasted Marshmallow Day
August 31 is … National Trail Mix Day
SEPTEMBER
September 1 is … Emma M. Nutt Day
September 2 is … National Beheading Day
September 3 is … Skyscraper Day
September 4 is … Newspaper Carrier Day
September 5 is … Be Late For Something Day
September 6 is … Fight Procrastination Day
September 7 is … Neither Rain Nor Snow Day
September 8 is … National Date Nut Bread Day and Pardon Day
September 9 is … Teddy Bear Day
September 10 is … Swap Ideas Day
September 11 is … No News Is Good News Day
September 12 is … National Pet Memorial Day and National Chocolate Milkshake Day
September 13 is … Defy Superstition Day
September 14 is … National Cream-filled Donut Day
September 15 is … Felt Hat Day
September 16 is … Stay Away From Seattle Day and Collect Rocks Day
September 17 is … National Apple Dumpling Day
September 18 is … National Play-doh Day
September 19 is … National Butterscotch Pudding Day
September 20 is … National Punch Day
September 21 is … World Gratitude Day and International Banana Festival
September 22 is … Hobbit Day and Dear Diary Day
September 23 is … Checkers Day and Dogs In Politics Day
September 24 is … Festival Of Latest Novelties
September 25 is … National Comic Book Day
September 26 is … National Good Neighbor Day and National Pancake Day
September 27 is … Crush A Can Day
September 28 is … Ask A Stupid Question Day More
September 29 is … Poisoned Blackberries Day
September 30 is … National Mud Pack Day
OCTOBER
October 1 is … World Vegetarian Day and Magic Circles Day
October 2 is … Name Your Car Day
October 3 is … Virus Appreciation Day
October 4 is … National Golf Day
October 5 is … National Storytelling Festival
October 6 is … German-American Day and Come and Take It Day
October 7 is … National Frappe Day
October 8 is … American Tag Day
October 9 is … Moldy Cheese Day
October 10 is … National Angel Food Cake Day
October 11 is … It's My Party Day
October 12 is … International Moment Of Frustration Scream Day
October 13 is … National Peanut Festival
October 14 is … Be Bald and Free Day and National Dessert Day
October 15 is … White Cane Safety Day
October 16 is … Dictionary Day
October 17 is … Gaudy Day
October 18 is … No Beard Day
October 19 is … Evaluate Your Life Day
October 20 is … National Brandied Fruit Day
October 21 is … Babbling Day
October 22 is … National Nut Day
October 23 is … National Mole Day
October 24 is … National Bologna Day
October 25 is … Punk For A Day Day
October 26 is … Mule Day
October 27 is … Sylvia Plath Day
October 28 is … Plush Animal Lover's Day and National Chocolate Day More Info On Chocolate
October 29 is … Hermit Day
October 30 is … National Candy Corn Day
October 31 is … National Magic Day and Increase Your Pyschic Powers Day
NOVEMBER
November 1 is … Plan Your Epitaph Day
November 2 is … National Deviled Egg Day
November 3 is … Sandwich Day and Housewife's Day
November 4 is … Waiting For The Barbarians Day
November 5 is … Gunpowder Day
November 6 is … Saxophone Day and Marooned Without A Compass Day
November 7 is … National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day
November 8 is … Dunce Day
November 9 is … Chaos Never Dies Day
November 10 is … Forget-Me-Not Day
November 11 is … Air Day
November 12 is … National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day
November 13 is … National Indian Pudding Day
November 14 is … Operation Room Nurse Day
November 15 is … National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day
November 16 is … Button Day
November 17 is … Take A Hike Day
November 18 is … Occult Day
November 19 is … Have A Bad Day Day
November 20 is … Absurdity Day
November 21 is … World Hello Day and False Confessions Day
November 22 is … Start Your Own Country Day
November 23 is … National Cashew Day
November 24 is … Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day
November 25 is … National Parfait Day
November 26 is … Shopping Reminder Day
November 27 is … Pins And Needles Day
November 28 is … Make Your Own Head Day
November 29 is … Square Dance Day
November 30 is … Stay At Home Because You're Well Day
DECEMBER
December 1 is … National Pie Day and Eat A Red Apple Day
December 2 is … National Fritters Day
December 3 is … National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day
December 4 is … Wear Brown Shoes Day
December 5 is … National Sacher Torte Day
December 6 is … National Gazpacho Day and Mitten Tree Day
December 7 is … National Cotton Candy Day
December 8 is … Take It In The Ear Day
December 9 is … National Pastry Day
December 10 is … Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales
December 11 is … National Noodle Ring Day
December 12 is … National Ding-A-Ling Day
December 13 is … Ice Cream and Violins Day
December 14 is … National Bouillabaisse Day
December 15 is … National Lemon Cupcake Day
December 16 is … National Chocolate Covered Anything Day More Info on Chocolate
December 17 is … Underdog Day and National Maple Syrup Day
December 18 is … National Roast Suckling Pig Day
December 19 is … Oatmeal Muffin Day
December 20 is … Games Day
December 21 is … Look At The Bright Side Day, National Flashlight Day, National French Fried Shrimp Day, and Hamburger Day
December 22 is … National Date-Nut Bread Day
December 23 is … Roots Day
December 24 is … National Egg Nog Day
December 25 is … National Pumpkin Pie Day
December 26 is … National Whiners Day
December 27 is … National Fruitcake Day
December 28 is … Card Playing Day and National Chocolate Day
December 29 is … Pepper Pot Day
December 30 is … Festival Of Enormous Changes At The Last Minute and National Bicarbonate Of Soda Day
December 31 is … Unlucky Day